WELL my friend…

First I’d probably be like why are you in my house naked and how did you get in, but you know what? I’d let that slide.

Then I’d get my camera put that face to good use, we’d take some photos and pose like sexy mofos then I’d post them online and be all like ‘yeah Spencer’s in my house’ then we’d read milk because there’s nothing like gay porn and we all know Spence will like it as we can see from his latest tweet. 

Then… well I don’t know